Lisa Appleton has a long and not particularly varied history with the humble bollard .
While she's never admitted to having an actual medical attraction to the road furniture, conclusions may well be drawn from the sheer number of times she's been papped with her legs wrapped around one.
And she is, suffice to say, at it again, this time stripping down to her underwear for what can only be described as a smear appointment gone wrong.
The former Big Brother star, who turns 51 next month, somehow lost most of her clothes in the short walk from her home to the nearest metal post, where she proceeded to hump the innocent bollard.
Wearing nothing but a transparent baby pink teddy, matching lace knickers and a pair of black thigh-high boots, Lisa flashed a grin as she worked her unique magic for the camera.
With her brunette hair in glossy curls and a full face of makeup, Lisa had really glammed up for her… unusual night of passion.
She couldn't resist bending over and pushing her boobs together for the benefit of passersby.
It comes after Lisa treated herself to a £1,200 face lift, which left her skin so tight she couldn't close her eyes properly.
She's also launched a fledgling porn career from the back of her caravan, setting up a subscription-based Only Fans site where she gets paid for her raunchy clips.
Lisa told Mirror Online last month that she's been offered a big sum of money to do actual hardcore pornography.
"I have been offered big bucks to star in Fake Taxi, I had a good chat to the producers and they keen for me to film ASAP," she revealed.
"However, I'm not sure yet if I'm going to do it but I have suggested [take on the role of] sex therapist for the porn stars advising them instead.
"At the moment I’m prepared to flash my t**s… flag down the taxi and be spontaneous… Let's wait and see what happens."
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