Woman jokes engagement ring looks like a testicle – and we can’t un-see it

A woman roasted her own engagement ring – by saying it looks like a testicle.

In Facebook’s That’s It, I’m Ring Shaming group, the lass tore into her ex-partner’s jewellery purchase.

She wrote: “My ex gave me this on our 10th anniversary.

“I asked for a Paspaley pearl ring so he buys the most oversized ugly thing I’ve ever seen.

“I wore it maybe three times because of it’s godawful pathetic setting it gets knocked out of the band every time.

“10 years later it’s sitting in a drawer and I couldn’t be stuffed paying to have it repaired.”

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The woman rounded off the post with a joke about the size of the pearl.

She added: “PS, his other testicle was given to me on a pendant which I don’t wear either.”

Ring shamers appreciated the joke, with 600 of them liking the post.

Dozens also took the time to leave a comment – and many giggled at the testicles comment.

One Facebook user remarked: “LMFAO. His other testicle!”

Another joked: “The testicle would have been preferable.”

And a third added: “Excuse me, one testicle necklace please.”

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Others made their own jokes about the ring – with a fair few comparing it to a crystal ball.

One Facebook user laughed: “You can see into the future with that thing! LOL at the testicle comment too.”

And another sniggered: “Let me look into that crystal ball… Yep, terrible.”

The sparkler was also likened to an “oversized clitorous” and “something Wilma Flintstone would wear”.

Now that’s savage!

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