Hunter Biden jokes keeping his pants was a 'problem' when on crack

Hunter Biden jokes that keeping his pants on was a ‘problem’ when he was using crack and continues to claim he doesn’t know if laptop is his despite forensic evidence proving that it IS in light-hearted interview with Jimmy Kimmel

  • Hunter Biden, 50, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday night to promote his new memoir
  • Kimmel joked about his repeated claim that he has no idea if the laptop which drew so much attention is his
  • Biden replied that, while on crack, he was so disconnected from reality even wearing pants were a problem 
  • On Thursday confirmed with forensic experts the laptop was his, thanks to its digital fingerprint
  • Thousands of text messages, emails and photographs were on the computer which was left at a repair shop 

Hunter Biden has joked that ‘pants were the problem’ while he was on crack, during an interview with Jimmy Kimmel to promote his new memoir.

Biden also doubled down on his claim that he does not know if the infamous abandoned laptop  belongs to him – despite it being verified by top forensics experts.

The President’s son insisted that he does not know if the laptop was his because he was so detached from reality while on drugs – and went on to say that the scandal around the computed is a ‘red herring’. 

The 50-year-old appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his new memoir, Beautiful Things. 

Kimmel asked Biden about his laptop – which became a source of intense interest in the run up to the election, amid claims that Joe Biden had been in business with China and was compromised.

Hunter Biden on Thursday night said he still had no idea whether the laptop which sparked so much controversy was his

Biden, seen in a photo which was found on his laptop, joked on Thursday night that ‘pants were a problem’ when he was on crack 

‘I saw you talking about the laptop in interviews and it became a big thing and when you are asked if it’s your laptop, you say, you don’t know,’ said Kimmel. 

‘And that is hard to believe unless you read the book and then I’m surprised you have shoes on.’

Biden, who writes in graphic detail about his crack addiction, replied: ‘Yeah, I made it today. Pants were the problem.’

The flippant remark was all the more ironic because one of the photos found on the abandoned laptop shows Hunter standing in his underwear.

He returned to the subject of the laptop, which was handed in to a repair shop in Wilmington, Delaware, and never collected.

Donald Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani then shopped it around to different newspapers.

‘I really don’t know,’ he said. 

‘And the fact of the matter is, it’s a red herring. It is absolutely a red herring. I absolutely think within my rights to question anything that comes from the, from the desk of Rudy Giuliani. And so, I don’t know. Is the answer.’

Kimmel asked: ‘Do you ever wish you had Apple Care?’

Biden conceded: ‘That would have been a good idea.’


Biden appeared on Kimmel’s show to promote his new memoir, Beautiful Things

Hunter on Thursday night thanked his father Joe for loving him and wanting him to get well 

Hunter Biden takes a swipe at Don Jr. saying ‘he’s never met him despite visiting some rough places’ 

Hunter Biden claimed he had ‘never met’ Donald Trump Jr. despite having been in ‘rough places’ – seemingly referencing his years of hard partying and his heavy drug abuse. 

Trump Jr.’s name came up in conversation after Kimmel asked Biden about the former first son.  

‘Does it make you crazy when you hear someone like Donald Trump Jr. say the only reason [you’re able to get away with things] is because you’re a Biden and because of your last name?’ Kimmel asked. 

‘It is wildly comical – that’s putting it lightly,’ Biden replied. 

Trump Jr. this week took to social media to share several memes mocking Biden for about his past crack addiction. 

The California-based father of five spoke after confirmed that the laptop was indeed his. commissioned top cyber forensics experts Maryman & Associates to analyze its data and determine whether the laptop’s contents were real.

The firm’s founder, Brad Maryman, is a 29-year FBI veteran Supervisory Special Agent who served as an Information Security Officer and founded its first computer forensics lab.  

Maryman and his business partner Dr. Joseph Greenfield used the same forensic tools to pick apart the drive as federal and state law enforcement use in criminal investigations, and prepared a report for

The report said the data on the drive ‘appear to be authentic’, and that after an extensive search of its contents for any tell-tale signs of tampering, Maryman and Greenfield found ‘no evidence’ of fabrication – by Russians or anyone else.

‘The data on the system before April 2019 appears to be related to Mr. Biden, with timestamps appearing to be between 2016 and 2019,’ the Maryman and Associates report said.

‘The operating system timestamps appear to be authentic, and no evidence was found to suggest that the timestamps or data were altered or manufactured. No indications were found that would indicate the data was manufactured.’

In a presidential debate in October, Joe Biden referred to the leaks of Hunter’s emails as ‘a bunch of garbage.’

But in an interview with CBS on Sunday to promote his new book, Beautiful Things, Hunter said the laptop ‘could be’ his.

‘There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me. It could be that I was hacked. It could be that it was the — that it was Russian intelligence. It could be that it was stolen from me or that there was a laptop stolen from me,’ he said. 

Hunter left his MacBook Pro laptop at a Wilmington, Delaware computer repair shop in April 2019 and never returned for it. The report said the data on the drive ‘appear to be authentic’, and that after an extensive search of its contents for any tell-tale signs of tampering, Maryman and Greenfield found ‘no evidence’ of fabrication – by Russians or anyone else

AUTHENTICATING THE LAPTOP commissioned cyber forensics experts at Maryman & Associates to examine the hard drive to determine its authenticity.

The firm’s founder, Brad Maryman, was a 29-year veteran of the FBI, served as a Chief Information Security Officer and founded the bureau’s cyber forensics unit. His partner, Dr. Joseph Greenfield, is an associate professor at the University of Southern California and helped write their degree program in intelligence and cyber operations. 

After an extensive analysis of the hard drive, Greenfield and Maryman produced a report for detailing their findings.

Using the same forensic tools as federal and state law enforcement in criminal investigations, they found a total of 103,000 text messages, 154,000 emails and more than 2,000 photos.

They found emails for multiple accounts on the laptop dating back to 2009, and other data which ‘appears to be related to Mr. Biden’ between 2016 and 2019.

 – The report’s findings were consistent with the known timeline for the hard drive. A Wilmington, Delaware computer store work order with Hunter’s signature shows he left his 2017 MacBook Pro laptop there on April 12, 2019.

The Maryman & Associates report said the original ‘Macintosh HD’ drive was created on March 28, 2018

Hunter’s iCloud email address was added to the laptop’s system on October 21 2018, as well as his work email at his firm Rosemont Seneca on February 2 2019. 

The same day, a Gmail address he used to log onto sex cam sites, and another personal Gmail address belonging to Hunter, were also added. 

– Beau Biden’s old Gmail account was added on February 7 2019.

– Emails addressed to Hunter’s various email addresses dating from December 2009 to December 2020 were found on the system.

– An iPad with the name ‘Hunter’s iPad’ and three email addresses associated with the Biden family was backed up on the laptop and on iCloud in January 2019 and again a month later.

– Greenfield found 818 call logs in this iPad backup with timestamps from June 2016 to February 2019. 

– There were 8,942 entries in the iPad’s contacts book, created between April 2016 and January 2019.

In February 2019 an iPhone XS was also synced with the laptop. Its serial number was consistent with the timestamps of the data on the phone. 

 In conclusion, ‘The operating system timestamps appear to be authentic, and no evidence was found to suggest that the timestamps or data were altered or manufactured,’ the report said. ‘No indications were found that would suggest the data was manufactured.’



Among the 103,199 text messages on the hard drive dating from 2016 to March 2019 are fraught conversations between President Joe Biden and his son.

Hunter’s new memoir, Beautiful Things, came out Tuesday  and promised to give a candid account of the president’s son’s addiction 

The texts reveal how Joe was sucked into his son’s torrid love life, became a punching bag for Hunter’s drug-fueled rants, and paid his grandchildren’s bills when Hunter had drained his bank accounts from his spending on prostitutes and crack cocaine.

When the former Delaware senator was elected Vice President in 2008, it put an end to Hunter’s lucrative career as a lobbyist to avoid the appearance of conflicts of interest.

Hunter then embarked on a series of controversial business ventures and fell into a cycle of crack and prostitute binges, scandal and rehab.

By 2019 his texts appeared to be seething with resentment.

When Joe texted him a typically doting message ‘Good morning my beautiful son. I miss you and love you. Dad’ on February 24 that year, Hunter raged at his father for ‘having made clear to the world that the only reason for not [running for president is your] family problems im glad to be the f***ing bullseye you painted on my back.’

Hunter complained that his father’s advice to not defend himself in the media over stories about his expensive divorce from his ex-wife Kathleen Biden or his affair with his brother’s widow Hallie had backfired, and added sarcastically: ‘Oh …good morning …from f***ing rehab.’

‘Your team just made me the uncontrollable troubled tax cheat philanderer sex and drug addict that you tried so hard to fix but couldn’t yt. They just totally wrote my life away,’ he wrote.

‘If you dont run ill never have a chance at redemption.’

Joe replied, promising his son he would run for President but adding that he was worried his texts were ‘a target’ for hacking.

On Hunter’s laptop he had his own profile on porn site Pornhub where there was content of him in bed with two woman with a small dog nearby. Hunter photographed and filmed himself, often with two prostitutes at a time, in explicit videos 

A shocking photo obtained from Hunter’s laptop shows his badly damaged and worn down teeth – also known as ‘meth mouth’ –  as he sits in a dentist chair

Hunter’s laptop is brimming with evidence of apparent criminal activity by him and his associates including drug trafficking and prostitution. This photo of him grabbing a woman’s hair was recovered from his laptop 

The president’s continued forgiveness and offers of money via text to his son after his crack binges – are at odds with his long history of tough stances against drug users and suppliers.


Hunter’s laptop is a pandora’s box of shocking revelations, explicit photos and intimate communications.In the following days, will publish more shocking stories from Hunter’s laptop, including:

  • How Hunter blew hundreds of thousands on prostitutes, drugs and luxury cars, leaving him scrambling to avoid jail for $320k in unpaid taxes
  • How five members of the Biden family have been to rehab for drug or alcohol abuse – and a stunning admission by Joe to his son
  • The OTHER Biden family member planning to buy and cook crack, after falling into the disastrous addiction with Hunter
  • Hunter’s unconventional and unlikely relationship with his well-known psychiatrist 
  • The whispered bedroom conversation with a prostitute caught on Hunter’s webcam, in which he confesses he had a previous laptop stolen – by Russians for blackmail


Joe criticized George Bush Sr’s 1980s War on Drugs for being ‘not tough enough’ and wrote punitive laws with harsher sentences for drug crimes when he was head of the Senate Judiciary Committee in the late 1980s and early 1990s.

His son’s drug-fueled calamities have resulted in multiple run-ins with law enforcement that would usually result in criminal charges or investigation, but Hunter has so far avoided the dock.

His laptop, which was handed over to the FBI in 2019, is brimming with evidence of apparent criminal activity by Hunter and his associates including drug trafficking and prostitution.

Photos also show Hunter with cracked and badly damaged teeth – known as ‘meth mouth’ – as he sits in a dentist chair, and another photo showing him visibly balding. 

Hunter appeared to be obsessed with making and starring in porn films with prostitutes, videos and photos on his laptop show.

The hard drive contains hundreds of pictures of naked women and naked selfies of Hunter, as well as dozens of videos.

Hunter photographed and filmed himself, often with two prostitutes at a time, in explicit videos that he then posted on adult website Pornhub under the username ‘RHEast’.

Hunter filmed himself with the women from his laptop webcam, sometimes shooting at different angles using an iPad and cell phone.

The sex tapes and shots with hookers are mixed in with family photos, business documents and selfies from his then-lover and brother’s widow Hallie in his laptop’s photos folder.

Texts show he would often order drugs to hotel rooms and take them with the women before or after sex – and photos include bottles of 100mg Viagra pills, the highest dose prescribed by doctors.

His Pornhub account had 66 award badges, including a badge for reaching 50 subscribers, watching 500 videos, and watching porn in high definition.

Hunter would sometimes leave on the webcam after filming his sex scenes, and captured himself hunched over his computer, intently watching back through the footage.

In one video on the laptop, Hunter recorded his screen and can be heard speaking to a woman about his favorite porn stars as he browsed an adult website with her.

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